I don't mean kick me to the curb. I literally mean give me the boot because I can't seem to find them on my own.
Tall boots: forget it. Even if I can get the zipper over my fat calves, the top of the boot hits my knee and they scruch down. Not in the cool scrunchy boot style. More like the I'm wearing hand-me-downs that won't fit me correctly for two more years look.
Mid-calf: where are they? Let me clarify: where are ones that don't cost over $200? Is my issue really that I have wide calves? Or is it the fact that I'm cheap? I like to say economical.